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Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

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On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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That IS inappropriate! He could also be composing an opera, checking his stocks, clipping his toenails, and masturbating at the same time! What a colossal waste of time.

#7 - On 01/09/2011 at 6:21pm by DocBastard

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Why's that so bad? I do it all the time. It's called multi-tasking.

#3 - On 01/09/2011 at 6:12pm by marleyvk

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