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Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26858) - you deserved it (7697)

On 01/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.

#6 - On 01/02/2011 at 6:32am by Doortje

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go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!

#3 - On 01/02/2011 at 6:30am by The_Dude_Abides_

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