Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

by lonely / 01/01/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • No wonder no one wants to be with you -- you are useless even in imaginary bar fights!

    I'll bet your imaginary girlfriend is ugly and frigid, and she's cheating on you with your boring imaginary best friend.

    #4 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:34pm by perdix

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  • thats shit, go out meet people, make friends, and stop sittin at home complainin thru the internet to people how you have no friends, cuz no one is gonna be your pity friend here either.

    #3 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:34pm by JERZBornNRaised

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