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You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker."
I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.
At least he didn't:
A)accidentally kill your cat
B)steal your cake
C)walk in on you masturbating
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016