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Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
lets just pray that u have not caught anything
wtf?? by a whore? this is just typical of the way a girl who puts out is a whore, but a guy who does just the same is admired. eugh.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015