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Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33864) - you deserved it (6644)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by scatter00x (man) - United States (Utah)

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lets just pray that u have not caught anything

#4 - On 02/08/2009 at 9:50am by 2random

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wtf?? by a whore? this is just typical of the way a girl who puts out is a whore, but a guy who does just the same is admired. eugh.

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:28am by ANON

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