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Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Wow, where can you get an apartment that only has a $200 down payment? (where I live at least) Down payments are usually $800-$1400 even for a one bedroom. FYL because your mom wants to kick you out of her home and into the ghetto. lol

#8 - On 12/25/2010 at 11:10am by Laurendorcus

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Just spend the money and dont move out ;)

#11 - On 12/25/2010 at 11:12am by BonyorBobby

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