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Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
screaming. Was that necessary? You really crave attention.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015