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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.
They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015