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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8280) - you deserved it (26157)

On 12/24/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.

#17 - On 12/24/2010 at 1:45pm by perdix

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I guess the FLM here is that OP is cute enough to be ogled by guys passing by but not to flirt your way out of a ticket. So sad. :(

#5 - On 12/24/2010 at 12:55pm by UpsidedownKayak

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