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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.
I guess the FLM here is that OP is cute enough to be ogled by guys passing by but not to flirt your way out of a ticket. So sad. :(
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Friday 24 October 2014