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Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42300) - you deserved it (5137)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

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Well, consider yourself lucky that she didn't raise you.

#1 - On 12/23/2010 at 1:04pm by DahkLohd

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You said she abandoned you?
If she abandoned you, not just gave you up, but ABANDONED you, then why did you even want to find her?
I guess I can understand the morbid curiosity and wanting to meet your biological mother, but are you really surprised at her response if she ABANDONED you?

That really really sucks for you, and I'm sorry, but you kinda walked right into that one.

#16 - On 12/23/2010 at 1:11pm by Acousticpixie14

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