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Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past 2 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27265) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Well, you know, some people got sent to prison for giving out laxative- or listerine-laced chocalate cakes to their coworkers. If he actually knowingly gave you tainted food, then, yeah, his ass belongs in front of the judge. It actually is considered a felony.

#77 - On 12/21/2010 at 9:05am by GregoryStalver

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you should sue him for making you make him make you take a slice to finally get you to eat his poisoned cheesecake

#7 - On 12/21/2010 at 6:12am by BoredomKillsinc

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