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Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30962) - you deserved it (5360)

On 12/15/2010 at 11:34am - misc - by hotride -

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prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

#9 - On 12/15/2010 at 1:05pm by Hump_Zilla

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I assume the car was a Chevy Blazer? Or was it a Pontiac Firebird? A Chevy Nova?

#14 - On 12/15/2010 at 1:13pm by DocBastard

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