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Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10165) - you deserved it (45561)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

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