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Today, my parents brought me an ice cream birthday cake. I would think after 23 years they would remember my lactose intolerance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (2732)

On 12/11/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by ShaunBomb - United States (Kansas)

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Maybe after 23 years, they just hate you.

#2 - On 12/11/2010 at 10:09am by DahkLohd

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It's parents who can't take 23 years to remember someone has an intolerance. Where, exactly, is this "thought" that is counting?

#32 - On 12/11/2010 at 12:55pm by wcstcomic

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