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Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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On 12/10/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

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shave your dads head in his sleep :)

#2 - On 12/10/2010 at 7:00pm by 11jackson11

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Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.

#3 - On 12/10/2010 at 7:00pm by Bobissmall

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