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Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23239) - you deserved it (561)

On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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what an awesome way of saying 'Hello, I think you're hot"

:)

#1 - On 12/10/2010 at 12:56pm by Yaggi

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Ohkay. It's just stupid to hold in farts! The air travels to your brain and you end up exploding. Then animals will come and eat your remains. And what happens when there's no more of you to eat?? That's right!!! They go after your babies!! Do you want to be a baby killer?? Cause that's what you're doing when you hold in a fart.

#33 - On 12/10/2010 at 2:54pm by BeautyOfGrace

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