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Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (2727)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

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You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)

#24 - On 12/08/2010 at 1:45pm by Trace01m

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Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.

#5 - On 12/08/2010 at 12:57pm by unidentified_sta

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