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Today, I planned to drop a water balloon on my visiting prankster brother from my new apartment's balcony. As he crossed the street, I launched the balloon, and sent it right behind him. It hit an eight year old on a scooter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5696) - you deserved it (23194)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:20pm - misc - by bullseyed (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Headshot +50! :D

#5 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:12am by Antoine_Dodson

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Imagine the next fml being- Today I was riding my scooter and out of nowhere I got hit by a water balloon. I had to ride my scooter a mile to get back home. FML

#22 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:30am by krdel

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