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Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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You should have booked it out of there. Your gas speaks volumes about you. Don't shelf this issue- I would get your colon checked periodically.

#20 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:41pm by DocBastard

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Lmao at least you have a nice librarian :)

#9 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm by sweet_candy_

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