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Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (25143)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

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OP, now say "I'm a fucking moron" five times fast. What does that sound like to you?

#16 - On 12/06/2010 at 5:26pm by DocBastard

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She probably thought you were smart enough to figure it out. Sorry.

#4 - On 12/06/2010 at 5:09pm by WTSchool

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