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Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Radgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

#3 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:34am by arela

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"i tried to impress"
any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:28am by BB_baby

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