Animals: Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried...

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 360

You deserved it 58 503

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 139

You deserved it 10 277

Fighting fit

By Michael - 24/02/2024 18:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, after training for 3 months for a marathon, three weeks from race day I tripped and fell during my last long run and cracked a rib, so I took ten painful days off. I decided to go try a short run to see if maybe I could still try the race, and got attacked by a German Shepard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 537

You deserved it 104

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 370

You deserved it 6 378

By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 271

You deserved it 9 701

By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 867

You deserved it 9 066

By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 209

You deserved it 2 629

Running

By fmrunning - 25/03/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 643

You deserved it 4 553

By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 736

You deserved it 2 921

Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 225

You deserved it 3 041

Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 917

You deserved it 6 755

arela 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

BB_baby 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

Comments

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:57

LOL. i can just imagine that.

poolshark 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:16

...laughing @ the self proclaimed frat boy in #17 having "std" in his screen name.

funplex 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:49

YDI for trying to impress FRAT GUYS. Ugh.

argentos 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:53

German shepherds are awesome, you are lucky to have one

danielleFML 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:08

any FML that includes "trying to impress" is an automatic YDI.

bcmg44 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:22

You probably didn't impress them because you weren't a guy.

pancakelover 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:29

#2 & #6 are correct!

thinkpink 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:39

You already have a German Shepherd... most guys would think that's cool because they like big dogs. You're an idiot for trying to spring. Also, for the record, I dated a frat guy. I couldn't stand it for more than a month. Look elsewhere.

mouseintern 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:03

Just for future reference, seeing a girl sprint doesn't necessarily impress guys. IMHO, athletic ability doesn't mean as much as general fitness. Plus, people just don't look their best sprinting. A nice, confident, relaxed jog would have been better for catching their attention I think.