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today I found a scedule in my dorm room tat I sare wit tree oter guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my scedule wit notes written in all around it. My roommates ave planned tier entire days around mine so we won't ave any interaction at all. I tougt we got along great. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (3575)

On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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get new friends.

#1 - On 12/04/2010 at 3:08am by ShadowLord

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Take the high road. Don't say anything. Pretend you never saw the schedule. Ask for a room transfer. Move out and don't look back. And once you're out, never acknowledge their existence again.

#16 - On 12/04/2010 at 3:28am by jonnymohio

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