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Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22255) - you deserved it (3456)

On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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get new friends.

#1 - On 12/04/2010 at 3:08am by ShadowLord

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Take the high road. Don't say anything. Pretend you never saw the schedule. Ask for a room transfer. Move out and don't look back. And once you're out, never acknowledge their existence again.

#16 - On 12/04/2010 at 3:28am by jonnymohio

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