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Today, at work, one of my 6 year old students who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said "Your arms are hairy." FML
It's arm hair, come on. People need to stop overlooking the fact that they're mammals.
You ought to go commando to school one day, corner the little creep, hike up your skirt and say, "Now, THIS is hairy. . . "
He won't need any more speech therapy because he'll never speak again.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015