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Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29384) - you deserved it (2100)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

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I would have acted like I was in terrible pain, fake some tears, called the police for assault and press charges. Teach the old bag to keep her hands to herself. Just because you're old, doesn't give you the right to hit people.

#24 - On 12/01/2010 at 9:10am by skyeyez9

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Old people suck. Except my grandma & grandpa (a)

#10 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:21am by Doortje

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