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Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24694) - you deserved it (2342)

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haha it's funny how life works like that.

#1 - On 12/01/2010 at 2:57am by giantsfan2010

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Get a life. When u do find one, let me know so I can get one as well. /:

#7 - On 12/01/2010 at 3:06am by doctor_J

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