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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML


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On 11/25/2010 at 10:28pm - misc - by saywhat (woman) - United States (California)

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Uh oh, now the Vegan Police are gonna come to take away your vegan powers!

#2 - On 11/26/2010 at 3:07am by allmidnighteyes

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i bet that wasnt the only thing that was forced down your throat that night HIO!

#3 - On 11/26/2010 at 3:07am by TheRealFamilyGuy

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