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Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19805) - you deserved it (4400)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Want to play a game?

#11 - On 11/25/2010 at 8:23pm by amerwin

See in context

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I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.

#24 - On 11/25/2010 at 8:41pm by sourgirl101

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