Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 00:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 14:26

Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 10:16 - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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By umm..WHAT?? - 22/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I woke up in horror to see that my 34-year-old cousin, who was spending the night, was watching me sleep. Once he noticed that I was awake, he quietly left the room. I told my mom, who then told me not to tell anyone and pretend that it never happened. FML

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By stillfuckingcrying - 24/02/2013 21:20 - Sweden - Kristdala

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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amerwin 3

Friday 26 November 2010 2:23

Want to play a game?

sourgirl101 28

Friday 26 November 2010 2:41

I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.

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jpineda 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:04

first

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 26 November 2010 3:11

This kid's awesome!

AMAZINashleigh 6

Friday 26 November 2010 3:12

Omg. I would have died.

eftup 9

Friday 26 November 2010 3:27

wimp

AthinaMarie 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:27

I would have asked him if he wanted to play a game, it's called "run for your life" and I would have put a beat down on him :)

crowbar87 0

Friday 26 November 2010 16:53

would you still be in your piss soaked clothes?

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 26 November 2010 3:52

I thought his name was Jigsaw? ._.

Hawt_Chick 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:06

love the kid, he's my new best friend :p

YourWetDream 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:10

Oh hun I would do the same thing! Clowns scare me horribly so that puppet is to me like the boogeyman is to a 5 year old child :P

luvyah 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:15

sexxy pik

condomsalsa 0

Friday 26 November 2010 4:14

At least you didn't shit yourself.

t765234 10

Friday 26 November 2010 4:20

My reaction would have been somewhere along the lines of "OH SHIT" *punches cousin in the face*,"He triped and smashed his face on the bed frame, I swear"