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Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...

#4 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:03am by surferchick96

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#2 - On 11/24/2010 at 6:02am by HollyoaksFan93

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