Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9843) - you deserved it (44501)
On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
girlwithaprob's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with…
leve80paladin also deserved itToday, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to…
So you're a spawncamper?
...I hate you.
#3 - On 11/13/2010 at 6:07pm by hazymazecave
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don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk
#11 - On 11/13/2010 at 6:23pm by Fichael
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