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Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8246) - you deserved it (33679)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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