Geek: Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

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By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

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By fuck you, jack - 04/03/2014 20:44 - United States - Peabody

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

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Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

Fichael 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:23

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

Comments

warplayer 2

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:23

When I was in high school it was all about Counter Strike (and not Source, I'm talking the original).

mintcar 9

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:26

I know nothing about COD, but you might want to cut back if you think you're playing too much.

ShadyFTW1 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:53

If you knew COD, you wouldn't make such a ridiculous statement.

ipwnlosers 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 2:41

^ WIN

Xavi89 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:15

amen 19

mintcar 9

Sunday 14 November 2010 5:14

Haha.

MissxXXItalia 5

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:27

spawn camper! >:0

heather_bunny 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:30

...that's just...a little bit lame... :P

salaamdelroba 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:34

Rofl this FML made my day

Sweetie2u 1

Sunday 14 November 2010 11:17

agreed!

xThatAsianGurlx 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:35

Haha too much COD? No such thing! But yeah don't be such a spawn camper lol

wwerulez14 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:07

Agreed. I'm not an addict, and even I find it difficult to, for example, keep track of time. One minute it's 2:30, and 2 matches later it's 4:45 and you're like "Wait, what?..."