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Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22474) - you deserved it (1876)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

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So what? People fart. If your date was that bothered by a natural body function, you need to find someone more grown up to go out with.

#28 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:19am by sallen0046

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Waiter: ... *farts*

Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Girlfriend's name)

Girlfriend: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DAMN WAITER!

Boyfriend: DON'T BLAME THE WAITER! That's it, this date is over. *leaves*

Waiter: ... sucker.

#24 - On 11/13/2010 at 9:18am by DrDoofenshmirtz

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