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So what? People fart. If your date was that bothered by a natural body function, you need to find someone more grown up to go out with.
Waiter: ... *farts*
Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Girlfriend's name)
Girlfriend: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DAMN WAITER!
Boyfriend: DON'T BLAME THE WAITER! That's it, this date is over. *leaves*
Waiter: ... sucker.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016