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Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML


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On 11/11/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by iharethissomuxh - Canada (Ontario)

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So what is the problem? The ball did the work for you.

#1 - On 11/11/2010 at 6:17am by 2fknreaL

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Why didn't you pop the huge zit before the game? You provided your opponents a perfect target to score the winning point.

Also, F (the equipment manager's) L because now he has to deal with a pus-drenched volleyball!

#17 - On 11/11/2010 at 7:34am by perdix

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