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Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML


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On 11/10/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by lala - United States (Indiana)

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Be glad that you don't look like a Photoshopped plastic mannequin.

#2 - On 11/11/2010 at 3:17am by allmidnighteyes

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say they'd have to airbrush his pants to make his balls bigger. That should shut him up.

#20 - On 11/11/2010 at 4:00am by oliver86

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