Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML

by smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo / 11/10/2010 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.

    #3 - On 11/10/2010 at 6:04pm by tencentsakiss

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  • Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.

    #2 - On 11/10/2010 at 6:04pm by Fortuitous

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