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Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML
But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.
Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015