Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

by jadehin / 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • I don't see anything wrong with this as long as everyone got cake.

    #2 - On 11/08/2010 at 2:37am by allmidnighteyes

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  • That's what you get for combining your son's baptism with your annual underground cock-fighting night.

    #6 - On 11/08/2010 at 2:43am by extremenoodles

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