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Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4863) - you deserved it (39345)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

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You ought to lose your license. From personal experience with a jackass who did the same thing to me, I can tell you that your insurance isn't going to compensate your victims the true value of their vehicles. They will be out several thousand dollars and loads of time dealing with the mess because of what you did.

#6 - On 11/03/2010 at 2:06pm by Jewelofagal

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wow that's so stupid...I don't think anything else needs to be said.

#1 - On 11/03/2010 at 1:59pm by therevolution

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