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Today, I was at Wal-Mart and I asked a guy who worked there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML


I agree, your life sucks (9022) - you deserved it (29635)

On 11/01/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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why is this a "FML", the guy was just being nice...

#13 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:16am by nickbw

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That's a FML 4 u. I hate to see u when something actually goes wrong

#8 - On 11/02/2010 at 4:03am by sweetdreams20

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