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Today, I had to explain to my mother that it is inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.

#2 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:08pm by knibbsy

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Proper etiquette calls for her to hit on your boyfriend's dad.

She shouldn't be horning in on your action, but rather on his mom's action. This is straight from Emily Post, trust me.

#3 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:09pm by perdix

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