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Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 9:14am - misc - by halloweenless (woman) - United States

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I would of gone but you didn't invite me!!

#4 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:08pm by jose1760

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Put up flyers next year!

#2 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:03pm by _kthnxbai

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