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Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21849) - you deserved it (2755)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!

#14 - On 10/31/2010 at 11:13am by elmorous

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Ohnoes.

#1 - On 10/31/2010 at 11:04am by xGet_Over_It

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