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Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
this whole parents not being allowed to spank their children crap is ruining America, some kids just need the living shit beat out of them from time to time to be decent people.
If I was you I would put aside some special candy for her if she returned tonight.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.