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Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (3856)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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I guess you got your trick.

#4 - On 10/31/2010 at 4:25am by redbluegreen

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what a (puts on sunglasses)


#2 - On 10/31/2010 at 4:22am by MetallicaRules19

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