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Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19373) - you deserved it (2758)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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this whole parents not being allowed to spank their children crap is ruining America, some kids just need the living shit beat out of them from time to time to be decent people.

#31 - On 10/31/2010 at 6:56am by at1325

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If I was you I would put aside some special candy for her if she returned tonight.

#13 - On 10/31/2010 at 4:39am by Xavi89

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