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Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9913) - you deserved it (88039)

On 04/26/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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score one for karma

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:01am by GameRater01

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I slow down for tailgaters. Wouldn't change if it were a cop.

It's one of those moments where you just pray a deer would jump in front of you so that you could slam on your breaks and the moron would crash right into you for following too close.

#5 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:10am by ddrluna

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