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Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Don't hummingbirds have short lifespans? I think it would be a lot less effort if you just let it die, and maybe become friends with it and exchange pleasantries while it was still alive. Maybe play a few board games, eat ice cream together, ride a two-person bike.

Then, once he's riding the bike, ditch him, go back to your house and lock all of the doors and windows.

This is me rambling.

#3 - On 10/27/2010 at 4:11pm by DrAwesome

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Hummingbirds are awesome. You should get a hummingbird feeder then you'll always have them around.

#14 - On 10/27/2010 at 4:52pm by dragonranger19

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