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Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70711) - you deserved it (52601)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - United States (Ohio)

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I sincerely hope that this is a fake :\ That's just completely terrible :(

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:10pm by on_a_boat

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That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

#8 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:13pm by altna

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