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Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI

#3 - On 10/21/2010 at 7:10pm by Mattskii

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What kind of haunted mansion are you working at? Every time I have worked at a haunted house or the like they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.

#9 - On 10/21/2010 at 7:12pm by ChibiChibi

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