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Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29983) - you deserved it (4673)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

#1 - On 10/21/2010 at 1:05pm by SwtCherryPie

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Examining airbags is standard safety protocol.

#7 - On 10/21/2010 at 1:09pm by Triumvirate

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