Transportation: Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that...

By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:08

You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

Comments

GTmustang07 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:30

well u weren't watching the road if you kept seeing him stare at ur boobs. just saying lol

agblud 2

Friday 22 October 2010 0:03

haha nice catch I didn't even catch that

Hgielad_720 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:31

Boobies!

Lakid1812 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:15

Lol

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:35

( . Y . )

Hgielad_720 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:44

Haha ;)

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 21:10

corndoguy321 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 8:42

54- you are a genius

DaemonSadi 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:34

#18 has a point. if you was watching the road, how would you catch him looking at your chest?

evilhobbitofdoom 4

Friday 22 October 2010 0:10

You do realize that you have to have peripheral vision in order to drive, right? It's possible to notice boob oglers while looking at other things. Especially if she has to turn her head to look both ways at an intersection.

noeryu 1

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:35

YDI for have a big chest

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:35

That's what you get for trying to effect the results of your test by hanging your toys out..

Numbar_Foar 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:51

You're an asshole. Grow a pair.

ktbird 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:37

This and the lack of back problems are the only reasons I enjoy having a small chest.

Tempuser117 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:07

Bah, there are more reasons than just those two. You can run unhindered, you can wear lower cut shirts and still not come across as hoochie. Your nerve endings are closer together which... moving right along... And some guys prefer different sizes.

Nena713 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:50

FYL!

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:50

That's what you get for posting a FML that doesn't start with "Today,". Wait... nevermind, it was there all along. I just didn't notice the first time since I was distracted by your chest.