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Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49339) - you totally deserved it (5809)

On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Ouch......in more ways than one.

#1 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:10pm by patch89

Awww, sorry to hear that. Maybe they were clapping for something else?? You never know...

ZOMG 2nd!!! :D

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:11pm by McA513M

ahaha, sucks (:

#3 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:11pm by Kp_10

oof, respect fail.

#4 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:12pm by evanescence

hahahahahahaha. i'm sorry but that's funny. i hope your face is ok.

#5 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:13pm by grazynaanka

that's happened to my when playing hockey. I would get shoved out of the way and people would clap because it was a good move or they got a goal after shoving me out of the way. it's not fun. especially since i am a girl and i play on a all boys league.

#6 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:13pm by mylifeisfuckeddd

If they clapped, you probably deserved it?

#7 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:14pm by FBIWarning

Well what did you do to deserve that?

#8 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:14pm by Gorillazbmx6

YDI for a having a life?
dunno.

#109 - On 03/08/2010 at 7:22pm by Felendris

maybe they were clapping cus the other person made a good play after they kicked you?
that sucks tho

#9 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:16pm by RaspberryBerret

haha everyone must hate you

#10 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:19pm by HTXMEX

This comment has been moderated.

#11 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:19pm by swim703

You dumbarse when a player gets injured in sports and gets up ok, people clap because the you're ok.

#12 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:20pm by Luke311

if you were playing the crowd always claps after and injured player walks off or gets up...its the game

#13 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:20pm by XD94

hope you were okay? im sorry=[

#15 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:28pm by audereyy

Crowds generally clap when an injured person stands up and/or signals that they're fine.
If you were still on the ground, then....ouch. in both ways. but maybe they were excited the person who hit you finally perfected their aim? xP

#16 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:28pm by PaperxHearts_xox

I kicked you in the face because you kicked me in the nuts HAPPY?

#17 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:29pm by fatality2009

Seriously, a bunch of strangers aren't gonna clap when a random guy gets kicked in the head. Just get up, brush yourself off, and get back in the game. ... Unless you have a concussion, whereas that'd be kind of a bad idea.

#18 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:33pm by Kamazar

Maybe you went down like a badass. Did you see the tape?

#19 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:38pm by Phlecks

*starts clapping*

#20 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:39pm by NGM_KID

wooohhh *clap clap clap*

#21 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:40pm by blah_whatever123

ur such an idiot. they clapped when you got up to show that they care. parents always clap when you are okay.

#22 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:45pm by burtonboard97

As a few other people pointed out, it's common to clap after a player is injured to give that player their support. I'm surprised you didn't already know that.

#23 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:46pm by mojo_jojo

ahahahaha ownt. FYL, still quite hilarious

#24 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:46pm by iDontFail_xD

dude, when somebody gets hurt in a sport the people clap, meaning your a good sport.

geez, even i know that..

#25 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:54pm by Je_mapelle

I wanted to be the one to point out that spectators clap at a sprting event when a downed player gets up to show respect for them and that they are happy they can resume play.

But like 5 people beat me to it :(

#27 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:56pm by MukyDaCookie

I would've stood up and laughed and pointed.

#28 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:58pm by cutzmanX

#11 - what is your problem? do you realize what a douche comment that was? go back and read it. please.

#29 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:59pm by uw82

maybe they were laughing at something slighty to the side of your beaten face =D...or they just hate you

#30 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:59pm by JohnFR33M4N

How did this get past the moderators? In every sport, even in professional sports, you clap after an injured player gets up.

This place really needs some reasonably intelligent mods. Lately... ugghhh.

#31 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:04pm by actonthat

HAHAHAHA

#32 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:06pm by maddyeatssky

YDI for calling football/futbol soccer.

#33 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:26pm by hawkmadinejad

some people are complete idiots.
im pretty sure the OP knows that people clap after an injured player gets up seeing as he/she plays soccer...and typically i think you would know if the spectators were clapping because they were glad you were okay...or if they were trying to be mean.

that sucks, im sorry :(

#34 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:27pm by rt523

I usually like short and sweet FMLs, but this one didnt even make me bat an eye. Not funny. Sorry.

#35 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:35pm by too_much_fun

Umm...really. When someone gets injured at a soccer (or any other sporting event) it's considered good manners to clap as the person leaves the field. It's a sign of support.

#36 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:38pm by TelleoStar

I clicked that you deserved it.
Why?
Because if everyone clapped then you probably deserved it. lol

#37 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:40pm by mangowow

Haha I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that but I laughed out loud at this one.

#38 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:41pm by trainunderwater

maybe they were clapping because someone was flexible enough to get there foot up to your eye level and kick

#39 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:43pm by chocolatenumnums

ahahah i would have cheered

#40 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:45pm by SilentGround

hahah pwnage that sucks

#41 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:47pm by LambOFGod

Reasons they may have clapped:
1. It was a good play.
2. You were on the ground for quite some time and then got up.
3. YDedI.

Anyway, being kicked isn't really that big a deal. It hurts a bit for a minute, then you move on with your life.

#42 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:54pm by curryndricegirll

um dude in soccer people clap if you get hurt.
its a normal thing and it means thats alright or whatever.

#44 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:13pm by cjs_

If this is Cristiano Ronaldo, then this would all make sense and everybody should click YDI :-D

#45 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:19pm by SmoothTalker

priceless.

#46 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:20pm by id0nTgiv3af___

Yea the clapping in soccer's not because they were cheering that you got hurt. It's sort of a respectable applause for you being a good sport and playing the game with all you got. It's more to cheer you up than to make fun of you, haha. I got kicked in the face too while headbutting a ball into the goal, one of my contact lens was pulled out onto the guy's sock, people clapped for me when i got up as well (well, i did make the goal but i thought i was going blind for a second there, haha).

#47 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:22pm by Chroniclez

LMAO Oh man you must really not be liked or your face saved your team from a play or goal?

This is too funny.

I've had the ball hit me in the face, but not the people clapping.

..This is a classic!

#48 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:26pm by xkonstantine125x

HAHA, this ones good. You got owned.

#49 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:28pm by 24788

Was I the only one who read this as a fan getting kicked in the face? Because that would be a whole lot more FML-worthy in my opinion.

#50 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:29pm by randomman289

#12 - Exactly

When people get hit, and they end up being alright, people clap.

#51 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:42pm by drano

ummm... thats what happens when you stand up after recovering. common kindness

#52 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:43pm by meningless

ONLY explanation: your a douche thus they wanted to see you take a blunt object (in this case a foot) to the upper region of the body, preferably the face, fortunately for them this occurred, hence the clapping

#53 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:47pm by 91Caleb

Maybe you're ugly.

#54 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:55pm by iamSTEVE

Or maybe they were clapping because you got up and they were respecting your toughness? I play soccer and have gotten kicked in the face before. They always clap when you get back up.

#55 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:56pm by gkunit20

They have to clap.
Don't flatter yourself.
[:

#56 - On 04/26/2009 at 7:57pm by Courtnaayy

#50: no you aren't because that is how I read it also:)

#57 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:04pm by ohhhhshizzz

You should have bowed.

#58 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:10pm by Ze_Yaoi_Fairy

i think maybe they clapped like when you stood up or something...like applauding that you were okay. just so you knoww.

#60 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:35pm by julia19

I once got knocked out with the ball in soccer. But they clapped when I got up :)

#61 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:36pm by rxxk

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

#62 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:39pm by Gray

also...you got kicked in the face? like someone actually got their leg to reach your head? unlikely.

#63 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:41pm by julia19

Today, I posted an anecdote on a website and it got 200 less comments than one about a dead kitten. FML.

#64 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:51pm by lolololcheese

Sucks!
I hate when things like that happen.
People are such jerks.

#65 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:06pm by Dhamy

I'm so sorry. That really sucks...insanely bad. :[

#66 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:07pm by sinceidcishare

you are such a weanie...grow a pair, and get a life...we seriously need a "who cares?" or "so what?" option here ppl...

#67 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:11pm by madame_malfoy

Maybe they were clapping because the person made a goal at the same time.

#68 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:16pm by RPGod

People love violence.

Not gonna lie I would have clapped too.

#69 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:22pm by firebrand111

hahahaha
at least they didnt laugh? :P

#70 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:50pm by mothafucka

33, some people live in america. here, football is the one with the guys in shoulder pads with the oblong ball (like a rugby ball, which is a gay sport) running down the field with the ball in their hands. if you came here and said football, that's what everyone would think of. and all you idiots who think he got a foot in the face, he probably got hit in the face with a ball that someone had kicked.

#71 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:38pm by ZH13

That happened to me once in a volleyball match. The only difference is that I saved the ball from going out of bounds with my face.

#72 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:00pm by Mortal_Light

hahahahaha this so funny! so blunt and to the point, classic.

#73 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:34pm by freakinsweet

that might be the funnest thing ive seen all day even funnier then when the Republican at my school said he opposed gay marriage and everyone in the crowed clapped. i almost died laughing

fyi it wasnt a do you want to go assembaly it was a class thing

#74 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:53am by falconpunch

lol they probably clapped cuz u got up after u got kicked
u know how ppl clap when a player recovers?

#75 - On 04/27/2009 at 1:17am by christutta

YDI, else they wouldn't be clapping. Besides that YDI for calling it soccer while its actually called football, and the thing you call football is actually called rugby but your version is for wusses :x

#76 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:02am by Tehalon

Well, i am a football player and i get kicked alot. I dont think this is really a FML

#77 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:26am by MyLittleDecoy111

btw i like ur comment #45

#78 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:30am by MyLittleDecoy111

dont all crowds clap at anything? they might have been clapping at the game

#79 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:47am by username93

LOL sorry . This made me smile .
But I do feel for you .

#80 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:57am by intangible_x

quit your bitching...they'll gonna clap for any dumb fuck who gets hurt in anyway...cause all people wanna see is blood and pain...it's like fucking ancient Rome...

"Are you not entertained?!?"

#81 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:02am by marcusaurelius

hahah... as short as this is i thought it would suck. alas, i was wrong.
hope youre alright dude.

#82 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:13am by straywander

Thats what you get for playing soccer.... Nancy

#83 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:19am by bmt09

#83 wtf mate, soccer- or as we super awesome scottish people call it- football is not for "nancies"
and if you must slag the people that play it please come up with a better insult that "nancy", c'mon even "your face" beats that.

#84 - On 04/27/2009 at 12:34pm by yer_maw

So tired of these FMLs. If people clapped BECAUSE you got kicked in the face, you're probably an asshole so YDI. If you're just twisting things around and they happened to clap because of something ELSE that happened at the same time, go away.

#85 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:44pm by jet

If you kept on running it was probably a sign of respect.
In games that I've played in/watched when someone gets hurt and keeps on going everyone claps.

#86 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:25pm by HarborLights

omg that is horrible!!!! maybe ur an jerk, and that's y they were clapping? If not, then, i dunno. sorry

#87 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:40pm by alice77

that was short and sweet man.
sooo funny...sad...but funny.

#88 - On 04/27/2009 at 7:29pm by emmersx

HAHAHA
I'm sorry buddy.
but i would have laughed.
maybe not clapped.
but i definitely would have laughed.

ouu,
maybe i'd start the waaave .

#89 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:58pm by Kailee1993

maybe you're an asshole?

FYL either way then ;)

#90 - On 04/27/2009 at 9:56pm by dimmythat

yeah you're an idiot because they clap because you were strong enough to keep playing/get up.

#91 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:48pm by antimony

you're stupid and have obviously not been playing soccer long enough. They clap to acknowledge that you got the crap kicked out of you, but that you chose to continue playing. It's out of respect, not disdain. Don't post again.

#92 - On 04/27/2009 at 11:22pm by fmlnotreally

you sure they werent clapping for you when you got up after being injured? if you got kicked in the face, you probably fell to the ground, indicating you were injured. when you got up, people probably clapped for you

#93 - On 04/28/2009 at 12:58am by mylifeisnotfuckd

Sorry, but I lol'd

#94 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:03pm by Anonymous485

Aight seriously, people who say that people clap when you get up from being injured prob have never played sports. That does happen but from experience people clap because your an asshole/dirty player and deserved it.....

#95 - On 04/29/2009 at 1:50am by natorious2517

sad and funny at the same time lol

#96 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:02pm by heyitzmeh

YDI for playing soccer.

#97 - On 04/30/2009 at 2:27am by DCS1138

They were either proud of you for making a fool out of yourself OR your just a dick. LOL. That's awesome though.

#98 - On 05/02/2009 at 3:26am by rachelbrianna25

have you ever been to a soccer game before? people clap when someone gets hurt. it's supposed to be respectful to the person who got injured.

#99 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:33pm by amber_catfish

dumb shit people clap after a player gets hurt and is okay. jeez. played sports before??

#100 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:31am by MyCubicleRomance

dumb shit people clap after a player gets hurt and is okay. jeez. played sports before??

#101 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:31am by MyCubicleRomance

ouch who knows maybe they were clapping that u got up =)

#102 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:22am by laxplayajd88

I'm pretty sure that happened to my friend William too. But that's okay, he is a douche bag.

#103 - On 06/03/2009 at 1:07pm by ashbash1223

was it hard?

#104 - On 06/11/2009 at 1:36pm by glitter_kiss

Happens 2 everyone. It just sucked with the clappin part.

#105 - On 06/14/2009 at 12:52am by AsianHere

they where happy that the shit on the team was ingered

#106 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:59am by kaykay10xo

Lol, tht happened to me too. I was going to stop it, as i was the goalie, and the girl just kickesnthe ball straight into my neck. The only person tht noticed was the choaches wife.

#107 - On 08/15/2009 at 6:53pm by Asecondfromlove

YDI for playing soccer, be cool and play hockey!!

#108 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:51am by Hockeylover87_71

maybe youre a real jerk... or they were clapping for something else.

#110 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:22pm by Jlevrt

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