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Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because "I shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's not very considerate of him.

#1 - On 10/19/2010 at 2:57am by officeradvil

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He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.

#2 - On 10/19/2010 at 2:58am by steelersfan78

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